In THIS Economy?? Trauma Bundle

Shrinkflation got you down? Chaos in Congress got you conflicted? Unreleased Epstein Files got you existential?

You know what they say, misery loves company. 

In This Economy?? Trauma bundle comes with everything you need to turn off the news and dissociate. The only thing shrinking is the price you pay for burn time. You'll get one each of:

• Capitalism (Retail Therapy): The bougie deluxe of an expensive perfume
• Politics (Off the Grid): A lush, oaky, herbal forest right in your backyard.
• Layoffs (Severance Package): Lemon and Leather, which smells like you have money even if you don't.

Each candle will burn for 100 hours, which means you'll be burning them until the revolution starts.